Scrolling through TikTok can be fire, but sometimes it feels like your brain is turning into mush. You're obsessed with random hacks, brain rot slang terms and you can't stop watching those trending videos, even if they make you feel guilty. It's like TikTok has ruined your attention. You might miss important things because all you care about is that next dopamine hit.
Is this just me, or is the internet feeling the cognitive overload? Maybe it's time to take a step back from TikTok and actually live.
???? Gen Z Slang Dropping Like Flies ????
Yo, That whole squad slang is like a rollercoaster, you know? One minute it's fire, the next it's extinct. It's wild how fast these copyright go from lit to just... gone. Like, what even happened to "yeet"? Remember that? It was lit. Now it's just a dusty relic of the past. ????
But hey, at least we got new copyright to learn, right?
- No cap
- Slay
- Sheesh
Who knows what tomorrow brings? Maybe by next week we'll be all about "vibe check" or "cheugy." It's a wild ride, fam. ????????
Big Brain Vibes or Just Full-On Glitch? ????????
Yooo, what's going on with this thing? It's like my processor are glitching and I'm getting {weird results. Is this some next-level insight or am I just tripping? Maybe it's neither? Who knows, but it's definitely confusing.
- I'm not even sure what's happening
- {This is wild!
- Help me make sense of this!
This Internet is Melting My Brain, Help ????
Like, OMG, this internet thing is seriously freaking me out. I'm like, constantly scrolling and doomscrolling and it's just ruining/killing/destroying my brain cells, you know? It's crazy/wild/insane how much stuff there is, and it's all so fast-paced and overwhelming. My head feels like it's going to explode/bust/implode. I need a break, totally. Maybe I should just go live in a cave/unplug/disconnect for a while.
- Does anyone else feel this way?
- Help me!
Our Kids are Doomed
They say millennials and Gen Z are unmotivated. But maybe it's not that they just don't want to work hard, maybe their brains have rotted away from all the screen time. You know, back in the day, we had dial-up internet and our minds were sharp as tacks. Now? It's all TikToks and memes and before you know it, your kid can't even figure out their own phone.
- It's scary to think about the future
- What are we going to do about it?
- Maybe it's time for a digital detox
These TikTok Algos Are Messing With My Head!
Like, seriously, have you guys noticed how these/the/some TikTok algorithms are like totally psyching me out? One minute I'm watching makeup tutorials, and the next thing I know I'm scrolling through a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories. It's like they have some secret knowledge/understanding/power about what I want to see.
Honestly/ Seriously/ For real, it's kind of scary/wild/amazing. Sometimes I feel like the algorithm knows me better than I know myself
- Gotta hate it
- Let's talk about this in the comments below